DJ Chico Garcia Did It To Me Again

Sorry, guys, I just can't help but post an entry from DJ Chico Garcia's Blog. I find it funny and worth posting to get a good laugh. Honestly, I believe I can relate to this entry since I am also fond of singing songs with my own lyrics. No, I'm definitely not a composer or even trying to be one but when the lyrics escape me, I would do it my way. I can carry a tune(ahem) but I suck with lyrics(he he). But surprisingly, people love it every time I "make fun" of the songs. They just don't get the clue; that I really don't know the lyrics most of the time but just like the song...right lyrics or not.

So here is the The Top Ten Misheard Lyrics:

1. Kikoy/PrettyMe17/Ponce/Rodney – George Benson’s Nothing’s Gonna Change My Love For You: “Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, you know naman my love how much I love you…”
2. Hannah – Billy Joel’s I Love You Just The Way You Are: “Jong jong jing jing…to try and please me…”
3. Acer – Elvis Presley’s Hound Dog: “You ain’t nothing but a hotdog, catsup all the time…”
4. Luxurious Chic/His Cuteness – Leavin On A Jet Plane: “Kiss me and smaffle me, tell me that you’ll wait for me…”
5. No name – Ticket To Ride : “She’s got a chicken to ride…”
6. Jeremiah – “On the 12th day of Christmas my tuna century…”
7. Automatic Allan – Rico Mambo: “Aray ko mambo, aray ko mambo yeah…”
8. Mikul – “Killing me softly with his thong…”
9. Le Meow – Phil Collins’ One More Night: “One monay, gimme just one monay…”
10. Pishbol – Tina Arena’s Burn: “Do you wanna eat a poet…with rice…”
11. Lala – Michael Jackson’s I Just Can’t Stop Loving You: “I just can’t taft avenue…”
12. Monica ni Doms – Greatest Love of All: “I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano…”
13. Hoiram – Basil Valdez’ Kung Ako’y Iiwan Mo: “Kung ako’y…ihian mo…”
14. No name – Crazy For You: “Trying hard to control my fart…”
15. Luxurious Chic – Britney Spears’ Hit Me Baby One More Time: “My only nest is killing me…”
16. Gorgeous Bitch – Sheena Easton’s Telefone: “London distance love affair, whoa…”
17. Astroboy/Racer/AllRack – Chris Brown’s With You: “I need your boobs…I gotta see you boobs…”
18. Schisto – “Joy to the world, the Lord is come, berting, berting, berting!”
19. Nikamorphosis – “Starry starry night…paint your panty blue and grey…”
20. Horhe – Could This Be Love: “Kutis bayag…or just a memory of the two of us together…”
21. Astroboy – “Put your egg on my shoulder…”
22. Pulanglangit – Ang Huling El Bimbo – “Kamukha mo si…batwoman…”
23. Odick – River Maya’s Liwanag Sa Dilim: “Isabaw mo sa kanin ang ihi ng kambing…ikaw ang liwanag sa dilim…”
24. Obadiah – Nandito Ako: “Nanghipo ako, umiibig sa yo…”
25. Czaracellane – JLo’s Let’s Get Loud: “Get set loud, get set loud!”
26. Joel – Billy Joel’s Uptown Girl – “Rectangle…she’s been living in a rectang-world…”
27. Lavander Girl – Alanis Morrissette’s You Oughtta Know: And I’m here to remind you of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me…”
28. Ronwaldo – Air Supply: “Makin love…automatic na relo…automatic na relo…”
29. Herbie – P. Diddy’s Last Night: “Last night…I couldn’t even get to EDSA…”
30. Your Highness – “I can’t live…if Lebanese without you…I can’t live…”
31. Specialist – “Why do you giddyap, buttercup baby when you let me down…”
32. Pinkish Black – Beauty and the Beast: “Tell us all the time…”
33. Komadori – JLo: “Don’t be fooled by the rocks talaga…used to have a little now nawawala…”
34. Filthy Rich Beggar – Whitney Houston: “One moment inside…”
35. Krismina – Rihanna’s Disturbia: “Vam Vampira, Vam Vam Vampira…”
36. Geyp – David Archuleta’s Crush: “Why do I keep running from the tarush…”
37. Sawyer – Eraserheads: Ang Huling El Bimbo: “Kamukha mo si…Barracuda…”
38. McDenzel – “Mahal kita, walang iba, paniwalaan mo sana ako, shit ka…”
39. SPY Shadow – “Would you like to ride…in my beauty pulburon…”
40. Jaepea – Roxette’s It Must’ve been love: “Masakit love…but it’s over now…”
41. Mikeeesuave – One Republic’s Apologize: “It’s too late to have a child…it’s too late…”
42. Kid Bukid – Pump Up The Jam: “Pokpok si Gem…”
43. Jose de vengenge – Beyonce’s Irreplaceable: “Chuvalens, chuvalens, everything you own in the box chuvalens…”

Well, I hope you liked it as much as the 'jologs' in me did. It sure did make me laugh and stretch my face muscles. Some fun are still inexpensive, you just have to know where to look.